About

Lilslap

I'm a seasoned Bronze player with a love for all things Overwatch. My proudest moment? Peaking at top #126, which is easily my most highlighted accolade.I am also be known as:
DashThePro, KwarcowyTank, Sogga, Blue, Chaya, BrownBison, Borgee, LaraCroft, BeigeHydra, Flamebeast, Verovazed, LilyPlease fill out my review form below

My Longest Hostage (50+ Mins)

My Testimonials

HotHusband

"I can confidently say that LilSlap is the best Bronze player in Overwatch! His dedication to improving his skills is unmatched, and he has an incredible ability to make even the toughest matches feel enjoyable. Beyond his gameplay, he’s genuinely a top bloke—always uplifting teammates and creating a positive atmosphere in every match. Whether he’s making strategic calls or sharing a laugh, LilSlap brings out the best in everyone around him. If you want a fantastic player and an even better teammate, look no further than LilSlap!"

SwagVadar

"God gives his strongest soldiers the toughest battles .. is what I'd say if LilSlap wasn't on my team! I was really struggling with my strategies and gameplay before I met LilSlap. I would often run into a fight without my team, use my ultimate ability incorrectly and most embarrassingly enough, try to use team voice chat to communicate with the enemy team! EMBARRASSING.After meeting Lilslap and getting some overwatch coaching, I decided to add them on an application called discord and finally convinced them to give me life coaching lessons. I put my life savings that I worked so hard for into NFTs and I can't wait to see how much they're worth in the next few years!! i haven't looked but I know it's going to be an incredible life changing amount of money! Definitely someone you want in your life to help you through some rough patches. He will always come out of the blue to help you!"

PigeonHater7

"Before i met LilSlap, I was as incompetent as a baby putting shapes into a wooden board! But under his careful and genius professional coaching, I actually started smashing through my matches with great success and flying colours, and it's all due to LilSlap. Without his expertise, I and many others would never have started improving. He's never threatened to beat anyone with plastic utensils during his VOD reviews and coaching before!He's never done any wrong- the most genuinely kind and humble bronze player I've ever had the pleasure of stumbling across. Because of him, the game's lobbies feel complete and It just wouldn't be the same without our resident coolest Bronze Zarya, not only because of his gameplay, but his can-do winning attitude could make even the most hardest of hardstucks climb all the way to silver. If you need someone with uplifting morals who also happens to be an inspiringly great team player, LilSlap is all you need!"

Mikewazowski

"Before I met LilSlap, I thought "teamwork" was a myth, much like Bigfoot or competent DPS in Bronze. My gameplay consisted of aggressively running it down mid, ulting corners, and blaming lag for my poor life decisions. Enter Slap, part coach, part spiritual advisor, part liability, full-time menace to the ranked ladder.
Through his questionable advice and overwhelming confidence, I learned three things:1. Zarya bubbles are not decorative
2.If you believe hard enough, Bronze is basically Top 500
3.You don’t need mechanical skill when you have raw, delusional optimismI’ve never seen someone simultaneously uplift morale and sabotage team comps quite like him. One time he said, “Trust me, I’ve got this,” and 45 seconds later we were all respawning, but spiritually? We were stronger. If you want your gameplay to improve slightly, your self-esteem to skyrocket, and your rank to stay exactly where it is, Slap’s your guy. 10/10 would queue with again, purely for the chaos"

Nigel76

"They said legends are born, not made. But they were wrong. Slap was forged in the fires of Bronze refined by lag spikes, fueled by questionable team comps, and powered by raw chaos. I’ve watched Slap 1v6 a team by accident while trying to mute his mic. I’ve seen him coach a group of lost souls using only pings and passive-aggressive crouching. He once told me, ‘Don’t panic,’ while I was mid-ult, and I’ve never known peace since.Slap doesn’t just play Overwatch. He transcends it. He is the final boss of kindness, the loot box of wisdom, the echoing voice in your head that says, ‘Maybe don’t rush in alone this time.
They say if you look into the spawn room long enough, you’ll hear his laugh soft, reassuring, slightly menacing. Slap isn’t just a player. Slap is a way of life"

Graveyard

Here lies all of my banned/locked accounts. While I do not remember all of these accounts, many hold a special place in my heart, each representing a different chapter of my life.

DashThePro

What a period of time. DashThePro was a short-lived account that I had plenty of fun on. My favorite memory with this account would have been the Reddit post made about a long game I was in. Boy, what a rush!All this came to an end on 10/09/2024 at 4:26 am when I became aware of this account being closed. Why, you may ask?"Recent activity on this account has shown various and continued actions deemed inappropriate for Overwatch."While deserved, this was a tragic loss.Final Rank: Bronze - Bronze - Bronze

KwarcowyTank

One of my favorites—boy, did this account take me through thick and thin. I even had mythic skins! This account soared through many seasons during our time on the NA servers in Cryptoaxis. While never formally banned, the account was locked, and I lost the restore code for Authenticator, so this account is now locked forever.RIP KwarcowyTank, you will be missed.Final Rank: Bronze - Bronze - Bronze

Blue

This account was more of an experiment—what if I took it a tad slower and was usually very nice? Still, it resulted in a ban. It may have been due to the large win streak I went on the night before, but I woke up on the 20th to find the forbidden yellow text. On this account, I tallied up friend requests and ended up with 27 (pretty much half the OCE player base). This was one of my most well-known accounts, and losing it was an absolute heartbreak.I consider the loss of both Blue and Sogga an act of war with Blizzard, and I will not rest until I have a safe account in Bronze.Blue, I enjoyed my time with you. It was filled with nothing but ups—becoming a full driver, gathering enough FTP coins for the battle pass. We were nice and kind to Bronze, reported smurfs, and helped make Overwatch a better place.I will miss you, Blue. <3RIP Blue
Final Rank: Bronze - Bronze - Silver

Sogga

One of my finest accounts, Sogga, carried me through the Cryptoaxis era. This account can be seen in montages, clips in the gallery, and more. It went into hibernation when it was locked, as I didn’t know how to unlock it at the time. Later, after meeting "Sid," they slowly took over the account and used it for a period of 6 months. Unfortunately, the account was suddenly banned.This was one of my most loved accounts, and while it saddened me, I thank Sid for giving it the send-off it deserved and do not hold this ban against them in the slightest. Sogga will froever be in my memories and will be held close to my heartBan Date: 17/10/2024 11:52 PMSogga, you will never be forgotten. <3RIP Sogga
Final Rank: Bronze - Bronze - Bronze

Borgee

This account was used during my North American VPN period of life in Q2 2023, when Swagvadar and I managed a site called Cryptoaxis (what a great period of time). This account even made a few montages of me taking down Swagvadar.While I’m not sure of the exact date of the ban, it was undoubtedly warranted, and this account is now in the past.RIP Borgee.Final Rank: Bronze - Bronze - Bronze

LaraCroft

This was another account from Q1 2023, during my Cryptoaxis North American VPN period. While I don’t have too many memories with this account, I was very fond of it—it even taught me who Lara Croft was.RIP LaraCroftFinal Rank: Plat - Silver - Bronze

BrownBison

Another Northamerican account part of cryptoaxis, this was such an interesting time in life, this account is also seen in a few montages against swagvadar. I remember this account being banned then coming back to life randomally i called it 'The Return of the King' while that was short lived at around 1 week it still made the account special to meRIP BrownBisonFinal Rank: Bronze - Bronze - Bronze

BeigeHydra

This account was so short-lived, I don't even have any positive experiences with it. It was one of my shortest-lived accounts, lasting under 48 hours.26/06/2024 1:33 PM - 27/06/2024 6:00 PMBan reason: "Recent activity on this account has shown various and continued actions deemed inappropriate for Overwatch."Rip BeigeHydraFinal Rank: Bronze - Bronze - Bronze

FlameBeast/Lily

Another short-lived account, FlameBeast, came into my possession on 30/06/2024 and was suspended on 03/07/2024 at 6:04 PM for:"Recent activity on this account has shown actions deemed inappropriate for Overwatch. This includes, but is not limited to, non-participation, going AFK repeatedly, inappropriate Custom Game names, queuing with accounts that have been flagged for cheating, and other behavior which negatively impacts your fellow players' experience."It then received a ban on 30/07/2024 at 10:24 PM for:"Recent activity on this account has shown various and continued actions deemed inappropriate for Overwatch."RIP FlameBeastFinal Rank: Silver - Silver - Silver

Verovazed

Yet another short-lived account—I really struggled to keep accounts alive for a while. I had an excellent game on this account, going 81-0 on Zarya (this will be in the gallery). However, I was promptly banned shortly after.I received this account on 22/09/2024 at 1:50 PM and was banned on 26/09/2024 at 5:18 PM.Ban reason: "Recent activity on this account has shown various and continued actions deemed inappropriate for Overwatch."RIP VrovazedFinal Rank: Bronze - Bronze - Bronze

Chaya

This was a short-lived account that started as my controller-only account (boy, I suck at controller).Hothusband and I played on controller for three days straight, placing these accounts. While I placed around Platinum, I eventually gave up on this account. I won my way to Masters on tank and left damage and support in Silver. While I don’t have an exact date for the ban, I received a well-deserved ban after the speedy climb.RIP Chaya.Final Rank: Masters - Bronze - Bronze

Reviews

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Ghost

Rating out of 10: 4/10

Did you win?: NO

Were you on my team? YES

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This player is an absolute liability. No map awareness, no communication, and constantly feeds the other team. It’s like they’ve never touched a hero shooter before. Every match with them feels like playing a man down.

Dirt

Rating out of 10: 9/10

Did you win?: YES

Were you on my team? NO

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Lilslap you are my hero! Fighting injustice across the Overwatch competitive universe. Our tank, Adam, was an evil wrongdoer. But you saved us. Thank you Lilslap.

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Raven

Rating out of 10: 10/10

Did you win?: YES

Were you on my team? NO

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i was lucio and kiri and we just hung out while my team did a bit of killing

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THIS COULD BE U!!!

Rating out of 10: 10/10

Did you win?: OF COURSE

Were you on my team? HOPEFULLY

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